This Little Piggy

The other night when Penny was *supposed* to be going to sleep, she did something really funny. She played "this little piggy" with her own toes. But she apparently doesn't know all the words because it went like this:

holding her first toe, "This little piggy..." [pause]
moves to second toe, "This little piggy..." [pause]
moves to third toe...and so forth until she came to the end. She ran through all five toes twice and then, the grande finale. She took her hands and wiggled her fingers up her legs and went, "Wheee, wheeee, wheee. All the way home."

I just about died laughing.